Thursday, November 22, 2012

A Swift Turn!


'And I'd be smart to walk away, but you're quicksand'
Treacherous

STOP!

Cover Your Junk!

Pull Up Your Undies!

Run Like Hell!!!!!!!!!!!

She'll have you looking and acting C R A Z Y!

She will make up a song and throw you mercilessly, and of course shirtless, to the press and paparazzi!

Being with her is Treacherous! Careful Harry, make sure the only hands on that ass are your bandmates!

This message brought to you by 'SFS' (SaFe From Swift).  Our foundation has been pulling men to safety since 2007 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL that was hilarious. I don't know if Swift is the luckiest woman in the world or the unluckiest.

-Chris